January 2011
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Oh hi. If you didn’t know, I’m a psychic. Totally. I should just be a marriage counselor when I grow up. ASDFGHJKL. Too bad I love teeth.
RIGHT MATTHEW?! WHO WAS RIGHT?!
new years resolution:
somehow become attractive.
theoozeofsnooze-deactivated2011 asked: WELL HEY THERE TARA ;) ;) ;) Matt has told me all about you-only bad things don't worry..he's so mean!! I don't even know you and I love you already!!! He also shared this quiz thing with me and I am a type 3 and 5! WHAT TYPE ARE YOU?!?!??!?!
theoozeofsnooze-deactivated2011 asked: WELL HEY THERE TARA ;) ;) ;) Matt has told me all about you-only bad things don't worry..he's so mean!! I don't even know you and I love you already!!! He also shared this quiz thing with me and I am a type 3 and 5! WHAT TYPE ARE YOU?!?!??!?!
WELL hey there Suzy ;D
I just realized how creepy and awful that sounds.
theoozeofsooze started following you
December 2010
thatsprettybadass:
It’s painful to see some of the “”photography”” bitches from my school put up
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That moment when...
xtreme-jwhitt:
…Tara points out a typo you made on Tumblr and you hastily fix it. Thanks, Tara. xD
Any time, ….I forgot your nickname…I am so sorry…
Irony is the spice of (my) life.: IT'S MY... →
laughbeforeyougrinx:
xtreme-jwhitt:
kidatombomb:
xtreme-jwhitt:
I’ve been flooded by birthday wishes, and it’s enjoyable, even though I don’t actually celebrate my birthday. I’ve definitely already gotten some fantastic ones and I’ve only been 18 for 35 minutes. I feel old…
Justin you could always stare at porn.
Stranger, you just made my night.
yourjewishfantasy reblogged your post: I’m afraid of having sex.block
Me too. Bible camp taught me that my penis would fall off and dogs would eat it.
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I’m afraid of having sex.
Not being able to get my skinny jeans off
kaplowboom:
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Well excuse me.
Girl: Now we were just about to sing a song, weren't we? So what should we sing?
Little Girl: RHIANNA
Little Boy: LADY GAGA
Little Girl: BEYONCE
Girl: Those are all people who can't really sing, don't wear very many clothes, and get married far too young. What do we call those sorts of people?
Kids: AMERICANS
Girl: That's right. Americans.
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You would put my favorite sweater in the dryer.
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OHJKGUESSICAN'TGORUNERRANDS.
I’ll just sit here feeling all unaccomplished. It’s alright. I’ve got cake.
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whatupjorrr asked: It's totally fine, haha. I kind of waited until the very end of break to try and hang out. Yeah, next week sounds good! :D
whatupjorrr asked: It's totally fine, haha. I kind of waited until the very end of break to try and hang out. Yeah, next week sounds good! :D
whatupjorrr asked: hey Tara, I love you a lot. And I miss you a great deal. I think we should try and do something before school starts? Totally understand if you have other stuff going on, haha it's like the end of break. But yeah, if you don't have plans sometime maybe we can hang out!
whatupjorrr asked: hey Tara, I love you a lot. And I miss you a great deal. I think we should try and do something before school starts? Totally understand if you have other stuff going on, haha it's like the end of break. But yeah, if you don't have plans sometime maybe we can hang out!
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Best salad of my life.